Jokes for kids

Hey there, OFTP Kids! This page of jokes for kids was Naim's idea!

Naim (pronounced Naeem) is an OFTP Kid who has been home schooled for just 1 year. He will be 7 in March (2006). He loves reading, playing games, and watching basketball, and he likes "knock, knock" jokes and riddles. He wanted to share this joke with you:

Naim: "Mother, could I go outside and play?"
Mother: "With the holes in your socks?"
Naim: "No! With my friends, Alfie and Mickey!"

(Alfie and Mickey aren't their real names. We thought they might want to stay private... but they can have an extra giggle anyway, knowing that's actually them Naim was talking about!)

 

Are you an OFTP Kid with a good joke to share? Send me your invented jokes, your favourite jokes, any kids' jokes you want to share, and I'll add them to this OFTP Kids "Jokes for Kids" page.

Here are the pages we have so far:

jokes

words

 

 

 

 

 

music

links

If you're a homeschooled kid in Ontario, you can become an OFTP Kid too! Just ask your parents to join the Ontario Federation of Teaching Parents.

OFTP Teens, there is a separate section for you.